Keywords...

I guys..I was reading "Searchin for tomorrow's" Blog...Sis how do you find your keywords?
You said people found your site like that...I'm confused or just still to knew at this?
Can ya help a sista out?
Thanks and be safe tonight! Love ya..

Happy New Year

Well tonight is New year's eve and I hope everyone has a blast...And at 12 midnight..Raise your glasses to toast all our new friends in our Blog World.....

Happy New Year and be Safe Peeps!!!

Bye - Bye 2008!!!!

SAD BUT TRUE CHISTMAS TRAGEDY

Some sad sad new to report:

On Christmas night a friend of mine was killed outside Pat's Pub (the bar where I use to work and Live!)..His name is Pops and was very well liked..He came in all the time, him and his wife for a couple of cold beers... On his way out to go home for the night he was struck and killed right outside...The thing is the fucking driver was 15 f'n years old...Where were his parents? Why was he driving a SUV? I don't know if he was drinking and driving (they won't say because of his age, which is bullshit... he most likely was)....

Not only did he take my friends life but he also took his own...I hope to god , he spends the rest of his life in jail with the big boys and they take it out on his ASS every f'n day!!! Bet he'll be sorry for his actions then!!!!!!

Good Morning Peeps

Good Morning Everyone,

Hope you all had a great Christmas...I did..was really nice..my 1st Annual Party took off on Friday night at my house and must say was a great success, Think everyone had a good time...

Lot's of food and Drinking...(Well what's a party without that)....Lots of good gifts...

And Sis..Glad ya loved the boots..Moniz was a little afraid you wouldn't like them..I told her they were perfect!! Even thought the holidays are not over yet..I can't wait for things to get back to nomal, mostly my house...I want to get new rugs put in but have to wait for my massive Xmas tree to come down...Any way here is our Family Portait For Xmas 2008!!!!!

Loni...Did you get any babysitting offers yet for New Years Eve?? You crazy girl , I would sooo go out..

Sis...What are your plans..I will proably end up at the freaking Club, Cause it's close and no Drinkin and Driving..But let me know what you are doin.....

Have a great Monday and hope it goes fast for everyone....

P.S. I the one holding Spotty..The white and Black dog...(Black shirt one)

Holiday Wishes!

Happy Christmas Eve morning!!!
Just wanted to Wish everyone a Merry Christmas (if i'm still allowed to say that in AMERICA), and even If i'm not..

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Hope everyone has a safe and Happy Holiday, oh and gets some good presents!!!

Christmas Planning...

Hey Guys and Gals...

A little freaked out this morning as i'm sitting in work going over my list and checking things off..

Thought I was all done...Till I remember.....THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS PARTY....Which I am hosting this year in my new house (Sis...5 o'clock)...And don't ya know....I didn't get a single thing for the party..No Beer, No wine , No Snacks...No food trays for my guests..OMG...

Now I have to spend my lunch hour running around...Fogot about 2 presents which now I have to go and brave all those freaking people pushing and shoving in stores...I hate crowds to begin with so let's hope I don't end up in jail for assault this afternoon! WTF!!!.

Watched Shrek the Halls on T.V. last night and Willy Wonka (love that movie with Johnny Depp) Which lead to a crazy f'n dream I had...I was living with a tribe a long long time ago and we were hiding from bad people...We were living in Tree's so they couldn't find us in the forest..

We were all able to change into These Red Birds and Scope the mountain side to make sure they were coming to attack us....Oh and Can't forget the Giant Dragon we Had..(think that one came from Shrek...Anywho...It was weird and fun...

Well back to work..

Hope all has a good day!!!

Still waiting on Cannon for Part 3....UGH!!!

W

Loni's World

Hey everyone, Happy Friday night..."The girl....what you up to??" " shout out to Efin and Laura" hope your having a great night..
Anyway I read this blog from Loni's World (i got the link from my bestest sista ever ..the girl..)
and she reminds me of "The Girl" alittle...any way if you get the time check out her blog..it's pretty cool....

I can't wait for Part 3 of the Cannon, I'm sooooo excited to see what happens between Jen, Corn and him, he's keeping me hanging, I keep checking to see if he posted part 3 yet but he didn't...
"Hey Loni...check his blog out..this story is f'n funny as shit".......

Ok Kids...Gotta go smoke..(if your the cops, i'm talking about a Cig...OK!!!)..not..
Later Peeps....
P.S...Sis..(the girl) I really hope your having a great night
Laura....I hope you found the flower
Efin..I just love you!!!

ALITTLE BIT BUMMED!!!!

Happy Friday everyone,

Little bummed today, because the weather...(I love rain)..but not on my BIRTHDAY NIGHT OUT!.. Couple people have backed out of going out because of this stupid freaking weather. And I really don't blame them, it's supposed to get really icy out and I wouldn't want anyone to get

hurt/accident or DUI's because of me...

So , My plans are 1 or the other...

1)- Go to the club..where I spend most of my time and drink my fucking face off with all the regulars that are in the same seats, watching the same programs on t.v., bitching about the same old stuff and hearing all the f'n drama...And overhearing (easedropping, heehhaa) them talk about every single person that comes in or goes out...

It's really unbelieveable how a much an old fuddy duddy can actually turn 13 again..

Gossip...that's all they do!!!

or

2)-Take my ass home , lock the door, get on the couch with my angels (sassa and spotty)

and drink and smoke my face off....and Watch what I want on t.v.

This is a tuff one guys.....Hmmmm what to do...

Drama or no Drama????

Eighter way, I'm getting loaded tonight!!

Girl Asks Santa to Stop Abuse...This really makes me really fucking hate people!!!!

When most kids write to Santa, they ask for things like baby dolls, Legos, or even a shiny new bike. But a nine-year-old girl in Texas had a much more important request. She asked Santa to please stop a male relative from touching her and her older sister.The letter, which was reported by the child's school after the girl turned it in, led to the arrest of the man in question. Authorities suspect the abuse has been happening for a long time, and the man now faces up to 99 years in prison.Spend just a few minutes watching children who truly believe talking to Santa and you'll understand why this girl thought he was the right hero to finally step in and help her. It's just so sad that she endured the abuse for so long and that she didn't feel she could tell the very real adults in her every day life. Those adults are taking care of the situation now, and our hopes are high that these kids won't ever be hurt again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Morning All,
Yup today is my birthday, And as EVERYONE knows, I LOVE MY BIRTHDAY.. I really don't have a Birth DAY, I have a BIRTHDAY MONTH!!! My Friend Judy in work just gave me my 1st (and better not be last) present of the day! It's a a Holdiay Sconce Candle that I can put on
my Brand new Breakfast Bar that looks freaking Fantastic and I'm soooo glad it's finish!! Well just have to paint and then done, That will get done tonight....after my Birthday at my Mom and Dad's house..PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Sis "D" came over last night to see the construction and we ended up decorating my Massive Xmas Tree...It is sooo huge and I love it..I thought ya know what...I want the biggest tree in the lot , cause it's my 1st christmas in my new house and
why the F not .. I deserve it..

As for 41 years old, I have decided that I am 39 now, I think i'll go backwards instead of forward..I like 39 better anyway!!! hehehahaha

Well I hope today goes good and fast...Can't wait for the weekend to Party!!!!!!
Have a good day fellow bloggers!!!

UPDATE ON MY CONSTRUCTION AND THE JACKIN OF MY PILLS

Hi Everyone who reads this,
As you all know I was jacked (yes sis) of my pills from a guy from my construction crew..
Ofcouse he denied the whole entire thing, but i don't believe a word he said...anywho..
my house looks F'N FANSTIC ....Sis i can't wait for you to see it...It's a whole new house..what a difference a wall being thrown out will do..i'm sooo glad i spent my xmas bonus on something that will make me money when i sell..
night , night peeps!!

Construction On My House...

Good Morning...

I am alittle no ALOT pissed about what went on at my house yesterday...

Story starts like so...

I wanted a Breakfast bar put in my house between my living room and dining room..Ya know to open up the house and make the illusion that it is bigger then it is....So My friend Timmy does this for a living . Painting and shit like this...So He bring this guy over named Tony...Very nice and not bad looking eighter...To give me an estimate....He looks it over and says to me $500.00 bucks and I'll knock this out in a day....Great!!! That what I want , to have it done by my Holiday Party...So yesterday they get done a job they were on (they weren't supposed to start mine till

Wensday (today anyway)..I'm like great, but i'm at work, They say can't you run home and let us in...So I say..Nah come to my work and i'll give ya the keys and you can just lock up when you leave...I trust Timmy and Tony in my house, I know Him...So I go out last night and I call to check on the progress...There doing great the Wall now has the big hole in it....and they are coming back tonight to finish the job ..counter top and trim and all...So I get home with my

GIANT F'N CHRISTMAS TREE! (YAHOO)..I see where they cut the wall out and it looks

sooooo great....Well I go upstairs to get my (sleeping Pill) to get to bed...

AND GUESS WHAT THEY ARE GONE (Ya sista just jacked for my pills to, only I know who did it)...And the thing is there was only 2 left my scrip...HE FUCKIN TOOK BOTH...So i'm calling his phone and ofcourse he is not answering it..Proably took both of my only pills left and passed out...

I can not wait to get home tonight and when they get there....I'm gonna F'n Kill him...

He will Deny it, that is Typical Tim (as tony Calls him)...And I'm gonna confront him right in front of Tony and Tell him...Ya know Tony it's not very professinal to have a guy work with you that steals your customers PILLS! I know Tony will be pissed and proably won't hire Timmy to go on anymore jobs with him....WHAT A F'N JACKASS!!!!!!!

Welcome To Northeastern Pennsylvania !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noxen Hot Tub

Look at these fucking idoits!!!

Yet again, the fabulous, much revered Priceless Observations Department:

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt <><>

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can't buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
- Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
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And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out

Hi All,

Had my work Xmas party last night and had fun...althought it only takes 10 minutes to and fro..ofcourse I got lost on the way home and took me 3 freaking hours...It was horrible..

Anyway on my way to my Family Xmas party to meet up with the cousin etc...this should be a blast, can't wait..I'm glad it's over pretty early cause now i have my Saturday night to go PARTY!

Hope everyone is having a great weekend!!

Bye All

Thirsty Thursday

Hi Peeps,

Just sitting here in work waiting for this long ass day to come to an end so I can go enjoy a couple of cocktails at the club with my daddy..I wasn't going to go, cause there is a big lodge meeting tonight and I hear it's gonna get ugly...And ofcourse I must be there to have my dad's back incase Beth the Drunk and her Asshole Commander Husband shows up and starts trouble,,cause if she does, I'm gonna rip her fucking face off and that my friends is no lie...So If I do not blog tomorrow that means I'm in the slammer, jail, the Clink or the hole which ever you prefer to call it..I hope my night doesn't turn out that way, but if it does then so be it! lol...

Sis ya wanna come, might be worth it to see some bitch slappin! hehehahaha..

Well that's about it on the rainy afternoon..Hope ya all have a super night...

Sis..have you heard from "N" yet?

Itchy Old Lady

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, 'You have the crabs.'She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him The doctor said, 'You probably have the crabs' 'No' she said, 'I am an eighty year old virgin.' Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.She said, 'Doctor ca n you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.
Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.
It can not be the crabs.'The doctor said, 'Get on the table and let's have a look.' After examining, the doctor proclaimed,'Ma'am, you're right, you do not have the crabs.' 'This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies.'

Give to a woman

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

ISN'T THIS COOL...MY MOM AND DADDY BACK IN THE DAY!!! LOL

Reasons Why Men Suck! Except Daddy and Efen!

1. They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before
2. Just b/c it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too.
3. They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before
4. Male pattern baldness
5. The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you
6. When they’re w/ their girlfriend they look at other girls
7. Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes
8. Everything they do is a competition
9. Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture?
10. Um, hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest
11. They just can't be satisfied w/ one female
12. They don't take no for an answer
13. They’re hairy
14. Take advantage when you’re most vulernable
15. Think they could get anyone they wanted
16. Love and leave
17. Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you, or lie about how far they've gotten with you
18. If they just break up w/ a girl.... 5 min later their already jumping on another one
19. They say they'll call.... but never do
20. Go after girls that are all hoochified but when you dress like that they make you cover up
21. They let what their friends have to say impact them so much, it influences the decisions they make about everything
22. When they make you cry they think its funny
23. They feel "trapped"
24. MENopause, MENstruation... etc.....
25. Men think its never the right time to talk about the relationship
26. No matter how many clothes are in their wardrobe they always wear the same thing
27. Men dont know when you want them to lie2
8. Break up with you the day before your anniversary
29. Promise things that they know they can't keep or intend on not keeping
30. Like making fun of you when you do something wrong, as if they do everything perfectly all the time
31. Think beer, partying, and girls are the best things on earth
32. One word: cheap!(not all are but from our experiences...)
33. Its not QUALITY that matters to them, but QUANTITY
34. Don't like to share they're feelings
35. Believe that women belong in the kitchen
36. After a couple months of dating they don't act sweet or try to impress you anymore
37. Act totally different towards you when they are with their friends
38. Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound, its so annoying
39. They don't know how to say sorry when they do something wrong and learn to stop doing it 40. They don't take no for an answer
41. They can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone.
42. Their ebonics
43. Pants are 4 sizes too big
44. We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did
45. They think a smack on the butt and "you'll get 'em next time" is an appropriate way to end a four year relationship
46. They think unhooking a woman's bra with one hand is a talent
47. They will cheat on you if given half a chance, and then blame it on the girl
48. It's okay, even encouraged for a guy to be a slut
49. They never call when you want them to, or when they say they will
50. They are obsessed with their penises
51. After making love, they get up and raid the fridge...and the cynics say romance is dead
52. They will eat mysterious food, originating deep within the bowels of the fridge, as long as it doesn't "smell too bad"
53. They're all looking for a "nice, funny, smart girl" who just happens to look like Pamela Anderson and has the libido of a rabbit
54. Lesbian and catholic schoolgirl fetishes

He's Leavin for good

Well, I found out this morning that "K" is defintly moving to Anohter State to be with his son...and ofcourse the F'n whore mother...Who has 3 kids by 3 different guys...She moved the end of June and took his son with him, but left her little girl (9) and her oldest girl behind...What kind of Mother is she anyway, why why why would he want to be with her...I know why it's cause of his son ....K had dinner with my friend Michelle last night...and he told her he thinks about me all the time..So I really don't get it...I'm confused, Sad, Mad and just want to choke the living shit out of him....I know, I know...IT'S F'N OVER. but i can't seem to let this go...
I know Sis, you keep telling me to forget it and move on but I can't..and seem to be taking it out on Jack....Not excepting his dates, calls..etc....Can someone please tell me how the heck i'm suppose to let go of the only Man I ever REALLY loved???? This really blows...I know he has to go for his Son and I know for a Fact that he hates this Whore....They are coming to Philly for Christmas and then he leaves with them...Should I stop him? Should I find him and tell him how I am feeling , Should I tell him not to go???? I don't know what to do....
I hate this day..Worst news I could of heard...

The Weekend...

Hi All,

Must report that I fianlly had an awesome weekend!!! Lots and Lot's of drinkin and laughs!!

Started out on Friday night with my Sis.."Searchin" and My Older Sis "D" (it was her birthday)

and Lori....Went and seen Secret Service band, where D ended up on stage strutting her to my
"my kinda of Wonderful" then off to anohter bar "Pats" Where she did it again...Got Drunk and had a blast..Sat. night was Card night where I lost all my money, but hey it was worth it, cause ...Whatelse..Got drunk again and prayed to the Porcelin God..He like me. lol..Sunday I had to work , was alittle hung over , but hung in there....Then off To D's house for Cake....

All and All, Great weekend!!Yahoo...

Hope everyone's was just as Fun...Happy Freaking Monday!!!!!

Woman is Flushed After Booty Gets Stuck in Bowl

It wasn't a bad meal that kept Kathleen Hewko on the toilet at a sports bar for 20 minutes. According to a federal lawsuit, it was a bad toilet seat. The New Jersey woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl when the seat "cracked in half" and sent her "violently" into the ceramic bowl. Kathleen Hewko of Delran Township says she was in the bathroom at Starters Pub in an Allentown suburb when the handicapped toilet seat she was sitting on cracked and dumped her into the bowl. Hewko's plunge wasn't just embarrassing, according to the lawsuit, it was painful. Hewko claims in the lawsuit filed in November in U.S. District Court in Allentown that she had hip surgery prior to the Nov. 19, 2006 incident and was re-injured when the seat broke. She also claims to have injured her lower back and thigh. Hewko’s Philadelphia attorney, John Cirrinicione, says Hewko is not obese -- she weighs 130 to 140 pounds. She is seeking $150,000 in damages from both Starters and Kohler, the toilet-seat manufacturer. Hewko's husband, John, also is seeking about $75,000 from the defendants for being "deprived of the society, consortium, companionship, services, and assistance of his wife," the lawsuit charges. Representatives from both companies said they couldn't comment.

OMG...I WOULD TOTALLY DIE AND SUE FOR MILLIONS JUST FOR THE EMBARSSEMENT!!!LOL

AND JUSTICE IS SERVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.J. Simpson sentenced to long prison term
Ex-NFL star apologizes to judge moments before his sentencing
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LAS VEGAS - O.J. Simpson, who was acquitted of the 1994 slayings of his ex-wife and her friend in Los Angeles, was sentenced Friday to at least 15 years in prison in an armed robbery case.
Clark County District Court Judge Jackie Glass sentenced Simpson after saying he was arrogant and ignorant. She said the evidence against him was overwhelming.
Earlier, 61-year-old Simpson apologized and told the judge he was sorry about trying to retrieve memorabilia that he said belonged to him. He appeared ready to break down in tears during a rambling, 5-minute declaration.

"I didn't want to steal anything from anyone ... I'm sorry, sorry," he said.
Prosecutor David Roger said Simpson was the ring leader in the botched attempt to recover the items from two collectibles peddlers.
Judge Glass also ruled that Simpson cannot be freed on bail pending possible appeal.
The judge said she wanted to make clear that she did not consider Simpson's previous acquittal on murder charges in deciding his sentence.
"I'm not here to sentence Mr. Simpson for what's happened previously" in his life, she said.
Simpson's co-defendant and former golfing buddy, Clarence "C.J. Stewart, also was sentenced.
Simpson and Stewart were both brought to the courtroom in dark blue jail uniforms, their hands shackled to their waists with chains. Simpson, who had not been expected to speak, decided to deliver a statement to the judge.
As he spoke, the courtroom was hushed. His two sisters, Shirley Baker and Carmelita Durio, sat in the front row of the courtroom, along with his adult daughter.
'Not bright, not smart'Both men were convicted Oct. 3 of 12 criminal charges, including kidnapping and armed robbery.
"As stupid and as ill-conceived as it was, it wasn't something that was from this evil mind they teach us about," Simpson attorney Yale Galanter said before sentencing.
"Not bright, not smart, not well thought out, but certainly not from an evil mind," Galanter said.
Fred Goldman and his daughter, Kim Goldman, father and sister of murder victim Ron Goldman, the friend of Simpson's slain ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, were among the 15 members of the public to gain entry to the courtroom, where most of the 63 seats were taken by media, lawyers and family members of the defendants.
After sentencing was over, the Goldmans left the courtroom and Kim threw her arms around her father and wept.
"There's never closure. Ron is always gone. What we have is satisfaction that this monster is where he belongs behind bars," Fred Goldman said.
Simpson's sisters declined comment but Shirley Baker said on her way out: "It's not over."
Jurors who heard 13 days of testimony said after the verdict that they were convinced of Simpson's guilt because of audio recordings middleman Thomas Riccio secretly made of the Sept. 13, 2007, Palace Station casino hotel confrontation with sports memorabilia brokers Alfred Beardsley and Bruce Fromong.
"Don't let nobody out of this room!" Simpson commands on the recordings, and instructs other men to scoop up items he insists had been stolen from him.
On Tuesday, Glass is scheduled to sentence four former co-defendants who took plea deals and testified against Simpson and Stewart. Michael McClinton, Charles Cashmore, Walter Alexander and Charles Ehrlich could receive probation or prison time. McClinton could get up to 11 years; the others face less.

LIKE THEY SAID..WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND.....

LOOKS LIKE IT BIT HIM RIGHT IN HIS LYIN ASS!!!!!

GO LAS VEGAS JUSTICE SYSTEM....YOU ROCK!!!!!

TONIGHT!!!

First I would like to wish my big sis "D" a Happy Happy Birthday..

I am very excited to be going out with Both my babies tonight...We are going to have sooo much fun...The bar we are going to has a great band playing called Secret Service..I have seen them before and they rock!!!!

Plan on me getting totally loaded tonight!!!

Cannot wait, leaving work at 4 and gonna go get a Sexy Top to go with my New "Sexy Do", Yahoo!!!!

Burglar Falls Asleep Under Victim’s Bed

WHITLEY BAY, England September 17Usually, the burglar robs the house while the victim is asleep, but in this story, the roles were reversed. 24-year-old Mark Smith sneaked into Heather Stephenson’s home, crept past her while she was ironing, and rifled through her belongings in the bedroom. Then he fell asleep under her bed. Mrs. Stephenson couldn’t wake him, and police officers had to drag him out from under the bed. Smith’s vodka and valium consumption were to blame. He received an 18-month sentence for burglary.

LOL DUMB FUCK!!!!

So Tired of Drama....

I am so tired of all the Drama I have to go through everyday with everyone of my "So Called Friends"....I will try to start at the beginning of the Giant Fucking Mess that started yesterday

at 5:15 pm...My Daddy decided to resign from his positon at the post..(Well I should say my mother made him do it, do to his Heart condition and I agree with her) But he is very upset about it and didn't want to give it up..Afterall it does give him something to do and live for...

So I go to the Club to check to see how he was doing and also had to be there for Schuffle Board..

He was fine...He told me that He didn't want to give it up but had to...but he was laughing and having fun...And THEN IT HAPPENED..HE WENT AND FLIPPED OUT...And all becuase one of my "So Called Friends...and i'll explain later why I am calling him a So CAlled...J.C. said the

"F" Word in front of me...My dad doesnt like when men talk like that in front of women..But J.C.

Said He was sorry, but daddy wouldn't let it go..He go soooo red ..redder then a beet, I thought he was going to drop dead of a Heart Attack right there, He kept Screaming at him...and wouldn't stop...Finally I asked him what he was doing and to stop...He grabs his coat and runs out the door, get into the car and flys down the street....Now I am sooo upset and worried..I tell j.c. that he didnt' mean it and he was just upset about everything that happened at the post...

He was alright and understood.....So I wait and call a little bit later to make sure he got home ok.

He did...So I ask him if he was alright and he was like "yeah I'm fine...I'm like great...you do this and leave me there to worry and everything is just fine....Well i'm crying because I am worried about him..my MOTHER grabs the phone and Starts yelling at me tellin me he is fine and i should mind my own BUSINESS..Well SHE WASNT' FUCKING THERE AND SHE DIDN'T SEE MY DADDY LIKE THAT and I told her that and also said...'OH EXCUSE ME FOR BEING WORRIED ABOUT MY FATHER...SHE FUCKING HUNG UP ON ME...So Fuck it ... I decided to just go to schuffle board and have a good time...Well that didn't last long at all, we get to this bar

and were playing and having fun....Well J.C...didn't like how he was shooting and blames the board we were playing on and blames me and Shirly for having fun and not concentrating...Big f'n deal it's a game...We were losing all 6 anyway...He decideds that our team is Done and dropping out of the f'n league..What give him the right to decided for everyone....We get back to

the Drama Post and all of us get into a fight ...We are all done, no more Schuffle Board...Well good

I didn't want to play in the first place but I did it for them and then this f'n happens...I hate the Post sooooo much...That I don't even want to work there anymore....I am going to quit after the holidays. and never go back..It's not worth all this....I am so stressed out about it i couldn't sleep last night and now I have to be here all day......AND THAT IS THAT....

HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYONE.....AND I WILL BE AT HAPPY HOUR JUST NOT THERE!

shitty days suck

It's Wensday and having a shitty week and I am sick and tired of thinking about "K" that I think I am finally letting him go....I don't need him or his bullshit or his Drama!!! I am worried about my Sis and hoping she is OK...I am worried now about my Niece and what she is doing..
and My Heart Hurts (literally)...I want to quite my Sunday Job cause of all the B.S. that goes on in there...My Daddy is also resigning (And Sis, don't say a word, cause I'm not even supposed to
know yet, but going to see him at lunch, he is still bartending but giving up the board position, which i am glad casue that's alot on him and his Heart)...Can this week get anyworse...Yes...
The guy I am seeing "J" is mad at me because I didn't answer my phone on Monday night...
He don't know if I was sleeping or out or what..I really don't think I am digging him anymore.
Easy come , easy go....Good Ridence!

Police: Kmart shooting suspect commits suicide -NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!

PHILADELPHIA - A Philadelphia man suspected in the shooting of a Kmart manager on a store loading dock committed suicide, police said.
A gunshot went off in a second-floor bedroom as officers entered Daryl Anthony Birch's home at about 7:45 a.m. Wednesday, a Philadelphia police spokeswoman said. The spokeswoman said 30-year-old Birch shot himself in the head.
Officers had been searching for Birch since Tuesday morning's shooting.
Police said Birch shot a 35-year-old Kmart manager three times. Investigators said the gunman was arguing with his girlfriend, a Kmart employee, and opened fire, striking the manager as he intervened.
The manager was reported in critical condition at a hospital and was expected to survive.

Don't Hit Yo Kids Y'all!!!

Man Shoots Kmart Manager in Head-Another lovely Philly Story!

Shots rang out in a Northeast Philadelphia Kmart Tuesday morning leaving one man in critical condition. The shooting happened on the loading dock of the Kmart located in the 8800 block of Frankford Avenue. Shoppers and employees at the Kmart were shaken by the gunfire. Daryl Anthony Birch, 30, is wanted by police in the shooting. A female employee of the Kmart was arguing with her boyfriend, Birch, when he showed up to the store. Their argument moved to the loading dock area at the rear of the store. Birch then allegedly fired a semi automatic, shooting a 35-year-old male three times, in the head, right arm and chest, according to police sources. People scattered as the gunshots rang out. Caught in the crossfire was a store manager who was trying to break up the fight, according to Philadelphia Police Lt. Frank Vanore. The victim is in critical condition at Frankford-Torresdale Hospital. "I would imagine him doing anything to help someone out... help any of us in there, he's a great guy and I'm just shocked to hear this happen," said Kmart co-worker Ron Shippart. Police are searching for the suspect who may be driving a gold colored Nissan Sentra (Pa. License Plate: GFG3029).

FAMILY GUNNED DOWN IN BED...DON'T YA JUST LOVE PHILLY

What possessed two gunmen to go after an entire family while they slept Monday morning? Philadelphia police were not sure of the motive when they briefed the media just before noon, but they are sure of one thing: it was not a random shooting. They say the Mutter Street house in the Hunting Park section of the city was targeted. Two men kicked in the door of the home shortly after 5am. They went upstairs and opened fire on the entire family, who were sleeping in one bed. The 20 year old man was shot 7 times. He jumped out of his 2nd story window and called for help. He is in critical condition. The woman, 19, years old, was shot and killed in bed. Her 5-year old son was shot twice in the back. He was in critical condition at noon on Monday. The only family member not hit was a two year old. The two gunmen fled in a blue car. Philadelphia police said they expected to have more information for the public Monday afternoon.

Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married.
She was admired for
her sweetness
And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she
showed him into her quaint
sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old
Hammond organ ,

The young minister

Noticed a
cute glass bowl
Sitting on top of it.


The bowl was filled
With water,

And in the water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!

When she returned
With tea and scones,
They began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied,

'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through

The Park a few months ago

And I found this little package

On the ground.

The directions said

To place it on the organ,

Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know

I haven't had the flu

All winter.'

RIP TIM SIMPSON....

Once again , another police officer has fallen...In this case for my it's a little to close to home..
I have meet this man and he was indeed one of the nicest people you could ever meet...
I know his children very well and Like there father they are also such nice people...

I feel so bad today to know that they won't have there daddy at Thanksgiving this year (what do they have to be thankful for...What should there prayer be at dinner?.."Thank you god, for taking away my daddy" What about christmas? How will they get though that...

I don't know what is wrong with the Philadelphia Justice system..Do we even have one anymore? Why, Why, why did this happen...

And ofcourse the Idiot is in ok condition at the freaking hosiptal along with his passanger and his Herion...Why was he allowed back on the street with 20 DUI's on his record? Supended license, no insurance...
I am very upset with God right now...Why didn't he save him? why did he let him Die and leave his kids?

I don't know anymore...

RIP: TIM...You will be missed!!!!

ANOTHER STUPID ASS!!!

Small Change
man walked into a convenience store, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change.When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.The man took the cash from the clerk and fled-- leaving the $20 bill on the counter.The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.

Yes this is very True!!!

THE PAINTING NUNS

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have topaint their room without getting any paint on theirclothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let'stake all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock thedoor."So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soonthey hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?""Blind man!"The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He'sblind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let himin.The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Wheredo you want me to hang the blinds?"

MY SISTER

I have to say my "sis" i can't call her by her name...but if you read her blog..I think you all would agree to give up what she is doing and use her gift...What is her gift? Her gift is the 'GIFT OF PEN".She has this thing and i don't know what it is, but it is OUTSTANDING. She is everything..
A Great Mother, and good provider for her children, she is a very hard worker..Has a awesome house...I can't say enough..i could go on and on and on about her... the way she writes keeps you enchanted on every single word...Her life is "A BOOK" ...And this book is soo worth reading..'I love you sis!
P.S. Hi Efen and Laura

A MESSAGE FROM BOB

Fellow Business Executives:

As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our next President, and that
our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to
see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot
increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we
will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been
eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't
know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama
bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will
be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

BOB

Help a Solider

Hi, thought this was a good idea!!
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it
to
this address.
If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many
cards
these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get.
When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please
include the following:
A Recovering American Soldier
c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20307-5001
If you approve, please pass it on.

HANG OVERS SUCK ASS!!

Good Morning,

Late night last night, Have Schuffle Board and didn't get out of the club till after mid-night...AND WE LOST!!! So that kinda sucks...I took everything I had to get my ass out of bed and get to work...I sat there on the bed complating should I call out sick or should I go..Got the phone in hand, put in down, picked it up, put it down..and Finally got my butt to the shower.... I AM HURTING TODAY PEEPS AND STILL MIGHT BE DRUNK....And my boss is getting on my freaking nerves..He needs to sit the Fuck down..I swear he walks past my office one more time, I am going to throw this hot coffee mug at his fucking head!! I need Advil!!!

Sis...Coming Tonight...Think we are doing Pollyanna's at quizzo tonight...Don't think i can look at another beer !!!

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE!!!!!

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Still Cryin

Hi Sis and Efen,
Thanks guys, and no Efen ...me not mad at you......
And yes i'm still f'n crying...I know I have to let it go..but it's 2 hard..
One day good, one day bad...
I think he shoulda never of called me if he had no intention on callin me back.
Cause he called when I was down the shore last month and He said "Well I didn't know you
were down there, So i'll call ya back" ...No he didn't call back....And B..the (so called) friend..She started this whole thing by tellin me what He was saying and now all the sudden she don't really talk to him much...I know what your sayin Sis about that...but she should of never called me that day and told me everything he says...but don't say anything to her about it....
Any way I'm gonna drink me a beer and smoke a "J" (cops , just kidding) maybe that will help a little....You guys are the best thanks for the advise!!! Hope you guys have a great night...
Kisses and Tootles!!

PRETTY ANNOYED TODAY

I am pretty annoyed today..As you all know, I HAVE NO LOVE LIFE AT ALL AND IT BLOWS..
The one person I really really care about is basically staying with one of my (so called) friends off and on until he finds out what he's going to do with himself...She used to tell me all the time, that he asks about me and to tell me Hi and asks how i was doing...This has been going on since December (her giving me info on the man I love)...But now it seems like she never has anything to say anymore...If I ask her what's going on with him...she'll say something like, oh he was at my house but i didn't really talk to him....as a matter of fact she just said that to me a couple of minutes ago.....I don't understand..I would tell her what I knew...Now i can't stop crying and it blows....Now she tells me NOTHING.....I am really starting to f'n hate her guts for putting me though this...Anyway...Fuck everythink I don't f'n care anymore......Don't act like my friend one minute and then diss me the next...(And yes Sis , you know who I am talking about)...She knows i want to know what's up....But no she won't tell me anything, I don't care if it's good news or bad...She started this by telling me what he was saying and now it stops...I'm mad....

NO RUNNING IN THE HOUSE.....TRUE STORY

Wow! I don’t know if he fell while running or if he fell asleep while eating … definitely going to be a story for this kid for the rest of his life.



How many times have we been told...and have told our children...

NOT to run in the house? Did we always listen? Do they listen? Not always.

Sometimes our seemingly futile efforts fail, and 'boo-boo's' happen.

Here is a little guy who didn't listen, and he got his own souvenir scars.

Perhaps he'll learn from his mistake. Maybe....Doesn't look too bad. But perhaps he should keep this next photo handy to explain the way it happened!......scroll down

owowowowowowowowowOwOwowowowowowowowowOOOHHHHH!!!That's GOTTA hurt!!!!(pic taken in the emergency room)

EASY COME ...EASY GO...

Well Had a very disappointing night last night...Here is how it all began..

I had to Work on Sunday at the club..Didn't feel like getting up and going in..but Daddy is the boss and can't let him down..So I drag my ass out of bed and get going.....They put a new gambling machine in work and it was pretty cool...So I decided to give it a try....Only put in a buck and started playing 5 card Poker...Was winning like crazy, Straights and 3 of a kinds and all sorts of great hands.....I stopped becuase i raked up 14,163 points....Micheal and Mona were there and they were so exicted that I just won $708.15 bucks....My dad came in (as he always does on Sunday's) and I told him and he verified that YES IT WAS A WIN...AND I INDEED WIN THE 708.15 DOLLARS..Well I was in HEAVEN all day, singing and dancing my way through work...My dad said to come in on Monday Night ( last night) to collect my winning...I was sooo happy all day yesterday thinking...WOW...THAT MONEY JUST GOT MY OUT OF A HOLE I WAS GETTING INTO...So I go into the club and right away...My Dad and STeve are like...

Susan...we have bad news..you DID NOT win 708.15.....You only won 7.00 bucks...they explained how to play the maching to me WRONG...Do you fucking believe it....My dad felt soooo

bad for me..I was this close () to crying my eyes out....The disappointment was so overwhelming..I just fucking sat there and got drunk... and Yes VERY HUNG OVER THIS MORNING AND IN WORK....BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Peacock

took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he wasWatching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair inAll different colors: green red orange and blue. My dad kept staringAt him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough he sarcastically asked'What's theMatter old man never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke On his response knowing he would have a good one and in classic style He did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had sex with A peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Generous Drunk and Happy Monday!!!!!!!

This drunk gets more than he bargained for when he buys everyone in the bar a drink
A drunk walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and says, "I wanna buy everyone in here a shot of whiskey - and include one for yourself, my good man." The bartender pours shots for everyone, says, "hey, thanks, pal," and downs his shot. The drunk drinks his shot and says, "what do I owe ya?" Bartender says, "that'll be 45 bucks." The drunks says, "oh, gee, I don't have any money," so the bartender beats the crap out of him and kicks him out of the bar. Next day, same bar, same bartender, same drunk - "I wanna buy everyone in here a shot of whiskey - and include one for yourself, my good man." The bartender figures there's no way this guy can be stupid enough to try the same stunt two days in a row, so he pours the shots, drinks his and says, "okay so 45 bucks from yesterday, plus 52 for today, makes 97 bucks." The drunk says, "oh, gee - I don't have any money," so the bartender beats the crap out of him and kicks him out again. Next day, same bar, same bartender, same drunk - "I wanna buy everyone in here a shot of whiskey. But not one for you." Bartender says, "How come no shot for me this time?" Drunk says, "because you get violent when you drink."

Happy Friday...I'm so glad it's friday...I get to go home today at 12 noon, gonna stop and get me a case of Mich Ultra....Some smoke and clean my house top to bottom today..My little angels are having a problem with pissing on my hard wood floors and now because of the rainy weather ..MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE DOG.....Someone told me to get Vinager and mix with water and mop the floors with that ..she said vinager takes out ALL ODERS..So i'm gonna try it, what cause it hurt...So that is going to be my afternoon, and it is kinda nice out so i can open up all the door and windows to air it out and let the floors dry!!!!! And guess What..It's payday..

I just payed all my bills and feel really good about it..and yes have a little (just a little to get buy)...AND SIS..I CAN EAT TODAY!!!!!!!

Hope all is have a great day..mine is fab so far.

Tootles

HA HA HA, THIS IS GREAT...

RALEIGH, N.C. (Nov. 6) - An airline crew used duct tape to keep a passenger in her seat because they say she became unruly, fighting flight attendants and grabbing other passengers, forcing the flight to land in North Carolina.
Maria Esther Castillo of Oswego, N.Y., is due in court Thursday, charged with resisting arrest and interfering with the operations of a flight crew aboard United Airlines Flight 645, from Puerto Rico to Chicago.
Castillo, 45, struck a flight attendant on the buttocks with the back of her hand during Saturday's flight, FBI Special Agent Peter Carricato said in a criminal complaint filed in U.S. District Court in Charlotte. She also stood and fell onto the head of a blind passenger and later started pulling the person's hair, the complaint stated.
Ankle cuffs kept slipping off Castillo, so the flight crew and two passengers were forced to use duct tape to keep her in her seat, the complaint states.
She calmed as the pilot diverted the flight to Charlotte-Douglass International Airport, but became disruptive again when authorities boarded the plane to remove her, authorities said.
Carricato states that a passenger saw Castillo having drinks in an airport bar before boarding. She bought another drink on the plane. Flight attendants stopped serving her alcohol because of her behavior, the complaint states.

ANOTHER STUPID CRIMIAL...I LOVE THESE IDOITS.

1. Sheriff's deputies were chasing two crooks in and out of traffic lanes at high speed near Baton Rouge. Despite all their evasive maneuvers, the pair were unable to shake their pursuers until they made a right turn down a one way street. The cruiser behind rolled to a stop, the deputies inside laughing loudly. A second later came the crash...as the crooks rammed their getaway car head on into the gates of the Louisiana State Penitentiary.

Hinckley to be released

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental 20 facility, treating Hinckley , reports to have intercepted this past weekend:To: John HinckleyFrom: John McCainMy wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.Best Wishes,John and Cindy McCainPS: Barack Obama has been fucking Jodie Foster. Thought you should know.

Lunch Time

Well it's lunch time and i'm starving and ofcouse...BROKE!!! That really really sucks ass...Still rainy and miserable outside and can't wait to go home. Seems like the clock is not moving at all ..Hopefully this afternoon will go fast...Well gonna go smoke (and no sis, not weed, lol)..

Sis and Efen hope your afternoon will be better then your mornings..

Tootles.

Rainy Days

I love rainy days and should be home in bed still..But No gotta work..Feels like I never ever ever leave this place.....Everywhere I turned yesterday

It was all about Obama and No Kidding "the O.J. Simpson" Trial..That is all I heard....I had schuffle board last night (yes ..won 4 out of 6)..That was all they were talking about..I was screaming in my head...I just wanted to go home and watch me some Sponge Bob Square Pants....(I know..but i love him) and ya know watching that show your not gonna hear about the shit..

Oh Well...Gonna try to be in a good mood today..all depends on the co-workers and there tudes.

Bye Folks!!!

THE FUTURE OF AMERICA..FINANCIAL HARD TIMES

Is this going to be my future? Am I going to end up like this poor women did. It's really sad to see that..She proably worked hard all of her life

and now has to be degraded like this because of our STUPID FUCKING POLICTIANS.....

I would not let my parents end up this way..It would break my heart to see my Mother and Father working in Fast Food Places to pay for there Med's

every month...To Pay for outragous gas/oil prices to keep there frail bodies warm...Why don't American Take care of there own, instead of helping

every other country with there Hardships...(We have them to)..Why don't we ADOPT, FEED AND CLOTH children from our own Country..We have plenty of them to....Go F your self Angelia Jolie and Madonna.....We need your help here...AND NO WHERE ELSE...You want to spread around millions and millions of dollars...How about helping out your own country that is in need...NO ..YOU ASSHOLES GO ELSEWHERE..Then why dont you all give up your citzenships and MOVE OVER THERE....

Dumb Bitches!!!!

Yeah I am very angry today peeps..Sorry!

MOVING DAY

Well I'ts moving day...I am no longer considering my self a

United States Resident...I am searching for my own island , where I can be my own President...If anyone wants to join me....All is Welcome, But I will be the ruler....

This is all I have to say about this because I AM SO FUCKIN PISSED OFF.....

I AM NO LONGER A RESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY.. I AM JUST LIVING HERE UNTIL

I WIN THE FUCKING LOTTERY....

GO BUY AND GOOD LUCK U.S.A....