Friday, December 5, 2008

Woman is Flushed After Booty Gets Stuck in Bowl



It wasn't a bad meal that kept Kathleen Hewko on the toilet at a sports bar for 20 minutes. According to a federal lawsuit, it was a bad toilet seat. The New Jersey woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl when the seat "cracked in half" and sent her "violently" into the ceramic bowl. Kathleen Hewko of Delran Township says she was in the bathroom at Starters Pub in an Allentown suburb when the handicapped toilet seat she was sitting on cracked and dumped her into the bowl. Hewko's plunge wasn't just embarrassing, according to the lawsuit, it was painful. Hewko claims in the lawsuit filed in November in U.S. District Court in Allentown that she had hip surgery prior to the Nov. 19, 2006 incident and was re-injured when the seat broke. She also claims to have injured her lower back and thigh. Hewko’s Philadelphia attorney, John Cirrinicione, says Hewko is not obese -- she weighs 130 to 140 pounds. She is seeking $150,000 in damages from both Starters and Kohler, the toilet-seat manufacturer. Hewko's husband, John, also is seeking about $75,000 from the defendants for being "deprived of the society, consortium, companionship, services, and assistance of his wife," the lawsuit charges. Representatives from both companies said they couldn't comment.



OMG...I WOULD TOTALLY DIE AND SUE FOR MILLIONS JUST FOR THE EMBARSSEMENT!!!LOL

AND JUSTICE IS SERVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


O.J. Simpson sentenced to long prison term
Ex-NFL star apologizes to judge moments before his sentencing
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LAS VEGAS - O.J. Simpson, who was acquitted of the 1994 slayings of his ex-wife and her friend in Los Angeles, was sentenced Friday to at least 15 years in prison in an armed robbery case.
Clark County District Court Judge Jackie Glass sentenced Simpson after saying he was arrogant and ignorant. She said the evidence against him was overwhelming.
Earlier, 61-year-old Simpson apologized and told the judge he was sorry about trying to retrieve memorabilia that he said belonged to him. He appeared ready to break down in tears during a rambling, 5-minute declaration.

"I didn't want to steal anything from anyone ... I'm sorry, sorry," he said.
Prosecutor David Roger said Simpson was the ring leader in the botched attempt to recover the items from two collectibles peddlers.
Judge Glass also ruled that Simpson cannot be freed on bail pending possible appeal.
The judge said she wanted to make clear that she did not consider Simpson's previous acquittal on murder charges in deciding his sentence.
"I'm not here to sentence Mr. Simpson for what's happened previously" in his life, she said.
Simpson's co-defendant and former golfing buddy, Clarence "C.J. Stewart, also was sentenced.
Simpson and Stewart were both brought to the courtroom in dark blue jail uniforms, their hands shackled to their waists with chains. Simpson, who had not been expected to speak, decided to deliver a statement to the judge.
As he spoke, the courtroom was hushed. His two sisters, Shirley Baker and Carmelita Durio, sat in the front row of the courtroom, along with his adult daughter.
'Not bright, not smart'Both men were convicted Oct. 3 of 12 criminal charges, including kidnapping and armed robbery.
"As stupid and as ill-conceived as it was, it wasn't something that was from this evil mind they teach us about," Simpson attorney Yale Galanter said before sentencing.
"Not bright, not smart, not well thought out, but certainly not from an evil mind," Galanter said.
Fred Goldman and his daughter, Kim Goldman, father and sister of murder victim Ron Goldman, the friend of Simpson's slain ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, were among the 15 members of the public to gain entry to the courtroom, where most of the 63 seats were taken by media, lawyers and family members of the defendants.
After sentencing was over, the Goldmans left the courtroom and Kim threw her arms around her father and wept.
"There's never closure. Ron is always gone. What we have is satisfaction that this monster is where he belongs behind bars," Fred Goldman said.
Simpson's sisters declined comment but Shirley Baker said on her way out: "It's not over."
Jurors who heard 13 days of testimony said after the verdict that they were convinced of Simpson's guilt because of audio recordings middleman Thomas Riccio secretly made of the Sept. 13, 2007, Palace Station casino hotel confrontation with sports memorabilia brokers Alfred Beardsley and Bruce Fromong.
"Don't let nobody out of this room!" Simpson commands on the recordings, and instructs other men to scoop up items he insists had been stolen from him.
On Tuesday, Glass is scheduled to sentence four former co-defendants who took plea deals and testified against Simpson and Stewart. Michael McClinton, Charles Cashmore, Walter Alexander and Charles Ehrlich could receive probation or prison time. McClinton could get up to 11 years; the others face less.
LIKE THEY SAID..WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND.....
LOOKS LIKE IT BIT HIM RIGHT IN HIS LYIN ASS!!!!!
GO LAS VEGAS JUSTICE SYSTEM....YOU ROCK!!!!!

TONIGHT!!!


First I would like to wish my big sis "D" a Happy Happy Birthday..

I am very excited to be going out with Both my babies tonight...We are going to have sooo much fun...The bar we are going to has a great band playing called Secret Service..I have seen them before and they rock!!!!

Plan on me getting totally loaded tonight!!!

Cannot wait, leaving work at 4 and gonna go get a Sexy Top to go with my New "Sexy Do", Yahoo!!!!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Burglar Falls Asleep Under Victim’s Bed


WHITLEY BAY, England September 17Usually, the burglar robs the house while the victim is asleep, but in this story, the roles were reversed. 24-year-old Mark Smith sneaked into Heather Stephenson’s home, crept past her while she was ironing, and rifled through her belongings in the bedroom. Then he fell asleep under her bed. Mrs. Stephenson couldn’t wake him, and police officers had to drag him out from under the bed. Smith’s vodka and valium consumption were to blame. He received an 18-month sentence for burglary.
LOL DUMB FUCK!!!!

So Tired of Drama....


I am so tired of all the Drama I have to go through everyday with everyone of my "So Called Friends"....I will try to start at the beginning of the Giant Fucking Mess that started yesterday

at 5:15 pm...My Daddy decided to resign from his positon at the post..(Well I should say my mother made him do it, do to his Heart condition and I agree with her) But he is very upset about it and didn't want to give it up..Afterall it does give him something to do and live for...

So I go to the Club to check to see how he was doing and also had to be there for Schuffle Board..

He was fine...He told me that He didn't want to give it up but had to...but he was laughing and having fun...And THEN IT HAPPENED..HE WENT AND FLIPPED OUT...And all becuase one of my "So Called Friends...and i'll explain later why I am calling him a So CAlled...J.C. said the

"F" Word in front of me...My dad doesnt like when men talk like that in front of women..But J.C.

Said He was sorry, but daddy wouldn't let it go..He go soooo red ..redder then a beet, I thought he was going to drop dead of a Heart Attack right there, He kept Screaming at him...and wouldn't stop...Finally I asked him what he was doing and to stop...He grabs his coat and runs out the door, get into the car and flys down the street....Now I am sooo upset and worried..I tell j.c. that he didnt' mean it and he was just upset about everything that happened at the post...

He was alright and understood.....So I wait and call a little bit later to make sure he got home ok.

He did...So I ask him if he was alright and he was like "yeah I'm fine...I'm like great...you do this and leave me there to worry and everything is just fine....Well i'm crying because I am worried about him..my MOTHER grabs the phone and Starts yelling at me tellin me he is fine and i should mind my own BUSINESS..Well SHE WASNT' FUCKING THERE AND SHE DIDN'T SEE MY DADDY LIKE THAT and I told her that and also said...'OH EXCUSE ME FOR BEING WORRIED ABOUT MY FATHER...SHE FUCKING HUNG UP ON ME...So Fuck it ... I decided to just go to schuffle board and have a good time...Well that didn't last long at all, we get to this bar

and were playing and having fun....Well J.C...didn't like how he was shooting and blames the board we were playing on and blames me and Shirly for having fun and not concentrating...Big f'n deal it's a game...We were losing all 6 anyway...He decideds that our team is Done and dropping out of the f'n league..What give him the right to decided for everyone....We get back to

the Drama Post and all of us get into a fight ...We are all done, no more Schuffle Board...Well good

I didn't want to play in the first place but I did it for them and then this f'n happens...I hate the Post sooooo much...That I don't even want to work there anymore....I am going to quit after the holidays. and never go back..It's not worth all this....I am so stressed out about it i couldn't sleep last night and now I have to be here all day......AND THAT IS THAT....

HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYONE.....AND I WILL BE AT HAPPY HOUR JUST NOT THERE!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

shitty days suck

It's Wensday and having a shitty week and I am sick and tired of thinking about "K" that I think I am finally letting him go....I don't need him or his bullshit or his Drama!!! I am worried about my Sis and hoping she is OK...I am worried now about my Niece and what she is doing..
and My Heart Hurts (literally)...I want to quite my Sunday Job cause of all the B.S. that goes on in there...My Daddy is also resigning (And Sis, don't say a word, cause I'm not even supposed to
know yet, but going to see him at lunch, he is still bartending but giving up the board position, which i am glad casue that's alot on him and his Heart)...Can this week get anyworse...Yes...
The guy I am seeing "J" is mad at me because I didn't answer my phone on Monday night...
He don't know if I was sleeping or out or what..I really don't think I am digging him anymore.
Easy come , easy go....Good Ridence!

Police: Kmart shooting suspect commits suicide -NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!


PHILADELPHIA - A Philadelphia man suspected in the shooting of a Kmart manager on a store loading dock committed suicide, police said.
A gunshot went off in a second-floor bedroom as officers entered Daryl Anthony Birch's home at about 7:45 a.m. Wednesday, a Philadelphia police spokeswoman said. The spokeswoman said 30-year-old Birch shot himself in the head.
Officers had been searching for Birch since Tuesday morning's shooting.
Police said Birch shot a 35-year-old Kmart manager three times. Investigators said the gunman was arguing with his girlfriend, a Kmart employee, and opened fire, striking the manager as he intervened.
The manager was reported in critical condition at a hospital and was expected to survive.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Don't Hit Yo Kids Y'all!!!


Man Shoots Kmart Manager in Head-Another lovely Philly Story!


Shots rang out in a Northeast Philadelphia Kmart Tuesday morning leaving one man in critical condition. The shooting happened on the loading dock of the Kmart located in the 8800 block of Frankford Avenue. Shoppers and employees at the Kmart were shaken by the gunfire. Daryl Anthony Birch, 30, is wanted by police in the shooting. A female employee of the Kmart was arguing with her boyfriend, Birch, when he showed up to the store. Their argument moved to the loading dock area at the rear of the store. Birch then allegedly fired a semi automatic, shooting a 35-year-old male three times, in the head, right arm and chest, according to police sources. People scattered as the gunshots rang out. Caught in the crossfire was a store manager who was trying to break up the fight, according to Philadelphia Police Lt. Frank Vanore. The victim is in critical condition at Frankford-Torresdale Hospital. "I would imagine him doing anything to help someone out... help any of us in there, he's a great guy and I'm just shocked to hear this happen," said Kmart co-worker Ron Shippart. Police are searching for the suspect who may be driving a gold colored Nissan Sentra (Pa. License Plate: GFG3029).

Monday, December 1, 2008

FAMILY GUNNED DOWN IN BED...DON'T YA JUST LOVE PHILLY


What possessed two gunmen to go after an entire family while they slept Monday morning? Philadelphia police were not sure of the motive when they briefed the media just before noon, but they are sure of one thing: it was not a random shooting. They say the Mutter Street house in the Hunting Park section of the city was targeted. Two men kicked in the door of the home shortly after 5am. They went upstairs and opened fire on the entire family, who were sleeping in one bed. The 20 year old man was shot 7 times. He jumped out of his 2nd story window and called for help. He is in critical condition. The woman, 19, years old, was shot and killed in bed. Her 5-year old son was shot twice in the back. He was in critical condition at noon on Monday. The only family member not hit was a two year old. The two gunmen fled in a blue car. Philadelphia police said they expected to have more information for the public Monday afternoon.
 

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