I am soo done

i am soo done with people that i think are my friends. The only real friends are my sisters "The Girl" and "D",,now understand these 2 people I can always , always depend on to have my back..even if I am wrong ( which I never am, lol)..This blog is becuase i thought that my bff would never be in c0mpatition with me over a man.

I am so upset i am cryin. F this blog I am out.I hope you are having a way better night then i AM

Happy as a pig in shit!

I am sitting here tonight most likely at the moment the happiest person alive...And it's all because I purchased this cute laptop computer..Now you see, before i brought this today..I had to deal with a slow ass computer..sitting on a hardwood chair with my back killin me and not being able to watch the t.v. cause i' m stuck in the dining room in a f'n corner...

Well guess what i'm doin now, i'm sitting on my couch warm under a fleece throw blanet, with my beer, cigs.., smoke ..laptop and watching my favoirte show The Biggest Loser!
I cannot get any more comfortable!

Shout out to "The Girl" for all her help this week with the piece of shit computer I had her fixing..love ya sis..
Good night all bloggers..sweet dreams!

For the Gals!!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."-

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Hail to the "Cheif" and Yes I mean 'THE GIRL"!!

Hi All,
My computer has been down and I have been going thru withdraw.Now you may be thinkin..how many days..weeks.has it's been..Well only a day! lol and I was going crazy..NO FACEBOOK..WTF!!!!! Well my sis "the girl " came over for dinner "and what not" and she got me back online...Thank you sis!! I have noticed that I lost 3 followers tonight..(I know i am boring") but i would of never have noticed until "The Girl" told me what happned to her...
Wow. I don't have much to say but hey atleast I try..
Night everyone 10 of ya's..got work tonight!