Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married.
She was admired for
her sweetness
And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she
showed him into her quaint
sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old
Hammond organ ,

The young minister

Noticed a
cute glass bowl
Sitting on top of it.


The bowl was filled
With water,

And in the water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!

When she returned
With tea and scones,
They began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied,

'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through

The Park a few months ago

And I found this little package

On the ground.

The directions said

To place it on the organ,

Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know

I haven't had the flu

All winter.'