Loni's World

Hey everyone, Happy Friday night..."The girl....what you up to??" " shout out to Efin and Laura" hope your having a great night..
Anyway I read this blog from Loni's World (i got the link from my bestest sista ever ..the girl..)
and she reminds me of "The Girl" alittle...any way if you get the time check out her blog..it's pretty cool....

I can't wait for Part 3 of the Cannon, I'm sooooo excited to see what happens between Jen, Corn and him, he's keeping me hanging, I keep checking to see if he posted part 3 yet but he didn't...
"Hey Loni...check his blog out..this story is f'n funny as shit".......

Ok Kids...Gotta go smoke..(if your the cops, i'm talking about a Cig...OK!!!)..not..
Later Peeps....
P.S...Sis..(the girl) I really hope your having a great night
Laura....I hope you found the flower
Efin..I just love you!!!

ALITTLE BIT BUMMED!!!!

Happy Friday everyone,

Little bummed today, because the weather...(I love rain)..but not on my BIRTHDAY NIGHT OUT!.. Couple people have backed out of going out because of this stupid freaking weather. And I really don't blame them, it's supposed to get really icy out and I wouldn't want anyone to get

hurt/accident or DUI's because of me...

So , My plans are 1 or the other...

1)- Go to the club..where I spend most of my time and drink my fucking face off with all the regulars that are in the same seats, watching the same programs on t.v., bitching about the same old stuff and hearing all the f'n drama...And overhearing (easedropping, heehhaa) them talk about every single person that comes in or goes out...

It's really unbelieveable how a much an old fuddy duddy can actually turn 13 again..

Gossip...that's all they do!!!

or

2)-Take my ass home , lock the door, get on the couch with my angels (sassa and spotty)

and drink and smoke my face off....and Watch what I want on t.v.

This is a tuff one guys.....Hmmmm what to do...

Drama or no Drama????

Eighter way, I'm getting loaded tonight!!

Girl Asks Santa to Stop Abuse...This really makes me really fucking hate people!!!!

When most kids write to Santa, they ask for things like baby dolls, Legos, or even a shiny new bike. But a nine-year-old girl in Texas had a much more important request. She asked Santa to please stop a male relative from touching her and her older sister.The letter, which was reported by the child's school after the girl turned it in, led to the arrest of the man in question. Authorities suspect the abuse has been happening for a long time, and the man now faces up to 99 years in prison.Spend just a few minutes watching children who truly believe talking to Santa and you'll understand why this girl thought he was the right hero to finally step in and help her. It's just so sad that she endured the abuse for so long and that she didn't feel she could tell the very real adults in her every day life. Those adults are taking care of the situation now, and our hopes are high that these kids won't ever be hurt again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Morning All,
Yup today is my birthday, And as EVERYONE knows, I LOVE MY BIRTHDAY.. I really don't have a Birth DAY, I have a BIRTHDAY MONTH!!! My Friend Judy in work just gave me my 1st (and better not be last) present of the day! It's a a Holdiay Sconce Candle that I can put on
my Brand new Breakfast Bar that looks freaking Fantastic and I'm soooo glad it's finish!! Well just have to paint and then done, That will get done tonight....after my Birthday at my Mom and Dad's house..PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Sis "D" came over last night to see the construction and we ended up decorating my Massive Xmas Tree...It is sooo huge and I love it..I thought ya know what...I want the biggest tree in the lot , cause it's my 1st christmas in my new house and
why the F not .. I deserve it..

As for 41 years old, I have decided that I am 39 now, I think i'll go backwards instead of forward..I like 39 better anyway!!! hehehahaha

Well I hope today goes good and fast...Can't wait for the weekend to Party!!!!!!
Have a good day fellow bloggers!!!

UPDATE ON MY CONSTRUCTION AND THE JACKIN OF MY PILLS

Hi Everyone who reads this,
As you all know I was jacked (yes sis) of my pills from a guy from my construction crew..
Ofcouse he denied the whole entire thing, but i don't believe a word he said...anywho..
my house looks F'N FANSTIC ....Sis i can't wait for you to see it...It's a whole new house..what a difference a wall being thrown out will do..i'm sooo glad i spent my xmas bonus on something that will make me money when i sell..
night , night peeps!!

Construction On My House...

Good Morning...

I am alittle no ALOT pissed about what went on at my house yesterday...

Story starts like so...

I wanted a Breakfast bar put in my house between my living room and dining room..Ya know to open up the house and make the illusion that it is bigger then it is....So My friend Timmy does this for a living . Painting and shit like this...So He bring this guy over named Tony...Very nice and not bad looking eighter...To give me an estimate....He looks it over and says to me $500.00 bucks and I'll knock this out in a day....Great!!! That what I want , to have it done by my Holiday Party...So yesterday they get done a job they were on (they weren't supposed to start mine till

Wensday (today anyway)..I'm like great, but i'm at work, They say can't you run home and let us in...So I say..Nah come to my work and i'll give ya the keys and you can just lock up when you leave...I trust Timmy and Tony in my house, I know Him...So I go out last night and I call to check on the progress...There doing great the Wall now has the big hole in it....and they are coming back tonight to finish the job ..counter top and trim and all...So I get home with my

GIANT F'N CHRISTMAS TREE! (YAHOO)..I see where they cut the wall out and it looks

sooooo great....Well I go upstairs to get my (sleeping Pill) to get to bed...

AND GUESS WHAT THEY ARE GONE (Ya sista just jacked for my pills to, only I know who did it)...And the thing is there was only 2 left my scrip...HE FUCKIN TOOK BOTH...So i'm calling his phone and ofcourse he is not answering it..Proably took both of my only pills left and passed out...

I can not wait to get home tonight and when they get there....I'm gonna F'n Kill him...

He will Deny it, that is Typical Tim (as tony Calls him)...And I'm gonna confront him right in front of Tony and Tell him...Ya know Tony it's not very professinal to have a guy work with you that steals your customers PILLS! I know Tony will be pissed and proably won't hire Timmy to go on anymore jobs with him....WHAT A F'N JACKASS!!!!!!!

Welcome To Northeastern Pennsylvania !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noxen Hot Tub

Look at these fucking idoits!!!

Yet again, the fabulous, much revered Priceless Observations Department:

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can't buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
- Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
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And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out