Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married.
She was admired for
her sweetness
And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she
showed him into her quaint
sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old
Hammond organ ,

The young minister

Noticed a
cute glass bowl
Sitting on top of it.


The bowl was filled
With water,

And in the water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!

When she returned
With tea and scones,
They began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied,

'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through

The Park a few months ago

And I found this little package

On the ground.

The directions said

To place it on the organ,

Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know

I haven't had the flu

All winter.'

RIP TIM SIMPSON....

Once again , another police officer has fallen...In this case for my it's a little to close to home..
I have meet this man and he was indeed one of the nicest people you could ever meet...
I know his children very well and Like there father they are also such nice people...

I feel so bad today to know that they won't have there daddy at Thanksgiving this year (what do they have to be thankful for...What should there prayer be at dinner?.."Thank you god, for taking away my daddy" What about christmas? How will they get though that...

I don't know what is wrong with the Philadelphia Justice system..Do we even have one anymore? Why, Why, why did this happen...

And ofcourse the Idiot is in ok condition at the freaking hosiptal along with his passanger and his Herion...Why was he allowed back on the street with 20 DUI's on his record? Supended license, no insurance...
I am very upset with God right now...Why didn't he save him? why did he let him Die and leave his kids?

I don't know anymore...

RIP: TIM...You will be missed!!!!

ANOTHER STUPID ASS!!!

Small Change
man walked into a convenience store, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change.When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.The man took the cash from the clerk and fled-- leaving the $20 bill on the counter.The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.

Yes this is very True!!!

THE PAINTING NUNS

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have topaint their room without getting any paint on theirclothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let'stake all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock thedoor."So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soonthey hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?""Blind man!"The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He'sblind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let himin.The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Wheredo you want me to hang the blinds?"