I went "UNDERGROUND" with "the girl" last night!

So last night I was out with my Sis "The Girl"...and man was that some funkie ass fun!!!

All started with "the girl" inviting me to the Hockey game, which I gladly accepted..haven't been to one in a very long time...Sister night out...sounds like a blast...i go downtown to meet her at work...And and the fun begins...We went to this place called the Mission Grill where all the fancy lawyers and shit hang out...was so crowded but we made it work....Down as much beer as we could ..well because it was free for an hour...Got our buzzz....And then it happen..The Girl takes me underground...Which was kinda cool but kinda spooky to with all the shady people lurking around down there....We stop in the Deli to get a beer and a sandwich and we get kicked out...we must of been sitting there to long and they wanted to close! lol..And then OMG we get on the Subway!! AHHHHHHH......Wasn't so bad when it started emptying out, lol..then off to the game where i can't even tell ya if the phantoms won, cause we were talking and laughing our asses off...

Then off to mcFadden's...fun time...had some drinks and waited for our ride to pick us up...

think i got in around 1:30..not sure...All I k now is that is was AWESOME!!!

Thanks "Girl" for inviting me!!! lol...

Hope everyone's having a great sat....got alot of cleaning to do..since i haven't been doing it cause i was on the couch for 4 f'n days sick as a dog...

UpDAte on the Neighbors...Puppie is still there and getting big and no lie...Getting mean!!!!

They might be training it that way and i don't like it cause when I come home from work it's on the front porch, not even on a leash....Wish someone would come kidnap it and take it away...

I don't want to have to worry about my 2 babies out back in my yard and the pitbill getting to them...Cause I'll f'n kill everyone in that house..(just kiddin cops)...

Peace out Peeps !!!!

I'm Home from UNO FEST!!

Hey All, I'm home from Uno Fest and I did NOT come home with the trophey..But I had a Blast!
I came home with 37 bucks in winnings and a nice load!
My Ma and Pa i think had a better time then I did...They were laughs and giggles al night long and it was sooo great to see my parents act like teenagers like that...
sis ..if you coulda saw it you woulda cracked up ..it was soo sweet!
Any way ..hope ya all had a great Sat. night..I'm off to bed..Sweet Dreams bloggers!!!

Hum-Dity Hum-Dity Do....

Hi Everyone, Man this day is b.o.r.i.n.g!!!! UGh....It's so nice out and nothing to do...
Not much happening here, been kinda quite (even next door) Hmmmm...Puppy is still there though..so just have to wait and see what happens!!!
Sis..Hope your feeling better!!!
Loni...I confirm ya on Facebook! Thanks!!!
I do have one thing to look forward to .and that is tonight...Every 1st Saturday night of the month..We all get together and have an UNO FEST/L.C.R. Fest...Great time , lots of drinking, smokin and cussing and don't forget eating...(which i will not indulge tonight since my diet of Lean Cusine and Beer are going great!!) It's pretty cool....There are 7 of us that play..But every once in awhile, we'll have a special guest...lol (it's crazy, we have an UNO Trophy and all) Well actually there are 3 special guest tonight...They are My Mom, Dad and D...(they don't play every month just this time) it will be fun, but now i have to watch what I say and drink...So to get into the Uno Fest...You must follow the rules, and the rules are quite simple...
a) BRING YOUR OWN BEER/ACH
b) Every person must contruibe $5.00, that is for the Feast that we have...(Tonight's menu, is Pulled Pork ...Plus ya know the usual, dips , chips ...veggie trays, fruits)
c) No grumps or Lumps!! You must have fun..
d) You Must bring back the Uno Trophy back to the next game /next month...(the winner takes it home for a month)
e) Special Guest do not take the trophy home...They can sign it..but can't leave the uno house.
(because they are Special Guest..they don't play everymonth and that would suck...If the next game you won, and the trophy is not there for you to take home!!!)

Well that's about it , think I'm gonna go nap before the big Fest tonight..And know what else rocks...The House we play at (my friend weiney's) is on my block...lol, I don't have to drink and drive , i get to crawl a couple of doors down! lol
Have a good night everyone!!! Happy Saturday!

Happy Friday!

Hi All..Hope everyones having a great friday..I decided to stay in tonight and save some money for the Vegas Trip....So I got a case of MICH ULTRA (96 calories...oh by the way i tried that Miller beer that has 64 calories..the worst fucking beer ever brewed ya'll!!!!)
My Smoke...(just kidding cop'ers)...and my Lean Cusines...cause ya know i'll be getting the munchies and now i won't have to feel guilty!!
My Friends already are calling wondering where i am...LEAVE ME ALONE..I'M TRYING TO SAVE MONEY AND LOSE WEIGHT YOU DRUNKS! LOL..Nahh i love them but..God..can't they party without me..I know i'm fun and all but cum on peeps , on night without me is not going to kill you all! (just kiddin..or am i???)
well i hope you guys are having a great night!!! it's f'n cold out , so me and my babies are all snugglie warm at home...
Oh and the neighbors are up to something..i dont' know if the pysco's are fighting or what but it's loud..i can hear them through the walls..and i heard the dogs barking , so the puppie is still in hell..

Silence is NOT golden!!

The title says it all!! It's been to damm quite over there...and i haven't heard the puppy at night...
Hmmmm..Hope's she alright and in a nice, safe , warm home tonight...
As i sit here and look at my babies ...Sassa and Spotty...I think ..Man you guys have got it good..
it's like my dogs are living the high life...They eat good every day...they play , they go out (and mommy let's them back in , cause it's like.....10 FUCKING BELOW OUTSIDE) they are sooo small and i think...in my next life ..I want to come back as a dog...Yea that's right a dog...I can eat all day (and no one would think i'm fat...they would think i was a pudgy cutie...not that i'm fat or anything,but you know how girls are)..sleep all day, watch t.v. all day (yes i leave the t.v. on for my babies)...They just rock...
That's about all today...oh except i'm sooo siked for my Vegas trip...(are you sis "the girl")...
I am on a strict diet of Beer and Lean Cuisen..lol....my goal is 10 pds in 44 days..Yo..it's do-able!
I just want to wear a Slinkly Silver Dress (oh and i'm going tanning to bring that shit out!!) and feel good about myself and party the f'n weekend away...I can't wait...and guess what ...I WILL LOSE 10 PDS IN 44 DAYS! I'll keep ya posted..I just started my Vegas super Slinky Diet today!
Hope everyone is having a great night...

Silence is NOT golden!!

I think the F'n neighbors think it's me!

Ok...If you read the Neighbor update you will know what I am taking about...
Ok...I get up this morning dreading go out to my car to chip away the 5" of ice that is on it..
I get my shower for work and decided..I will go out side , turn on my car and defrost while i am striaigting my hair...
I go outside and the F'n neighbors all 250 of them (lol) are outside scraping the ice off my car windows, one is shoveling my pavement and one is in my ally shoveling the snow to the street..
well my first reaction is....'OMG THEY THINK I'M THE ONE WHO CALLED THE SPCA".. Are they trying to suck up to my good side...I ask myself???? No can't be..why would they.. there a bunch of fucking losers and they know I will beat the mother to death!! So Why are they being so nice?? I don't get it...Are they f'n with me or can it be...that they really are trying to be nice to me??
What else you don't know is these mother f'ers also stole my water while I was at work...I come home for lunch and they had my side hose pulled across my front porch on to there
s and they were...get this....DOING FUCKING DISHES.. Well I freak out at the lady (mother ) who lives there she's crying her eyes out, hoping you don't get her fucking teeth punched out...
I (the nice Pet detective that i am) gives the bitch a break and don't kill her! So I ask my self
now...Why are they being nice??? Himmmmmm ...sounds a little fishy to me...I'll figure out what is up ..I always do.....So Fuckin Physo neighbor better be on the look out for me...CAUSE I'M ALWAYS WATCHIN!!!
Hope everyone has a great Wensday night......(hey trisha, that's a shout out for you since your at the bar partyin! lol