Asshole Neighbor Update

Well It happend and guess what..I didn't do it...(I know i'm usually to blame)
but the S.P.C.A. was out next door yesterday about the poor puppy being kept outside in this
cold weather....
I don't know why, but the dog is still there...they must of had a kick ass story they were selling, cause they brought it...
I was really excited when I pulled up yesterday and saw the Big Red Truck outside....I thought oh this is gonna be good..there gonna take away the puppy...
Well how disappointing is that...Well i'm gonna make it a point to call once a week and maybe, just maybe someone over there will not buy what these fuckers are saying!!
Really nothing else to report...Except it's cold and My heater is now acting up....1 year in the house and now I might have to get a new one...WTF!!!!

I'm back!

Hi Everyone,
well i'm back and up again with this computer! Whezzz i thought i was going to go out and bye a new one..which would bite , since i'm poor and all! lol...
Been sick with the flu since Sunday and fianlly went back to work today..Thank god, cause the weekends' coming! Me need some major fun!!!! Hope all is well, nothing really to report , since
i've been eighter on the couch or prayin to my little man in the toilet , or throwing up..(i know , i know that's gross!)..
Oh except for one thing...I AM CALLING THE SPCA ON MY PYSO F'N NEIGHBOR'S..
I was lying on the couch and kept hearing this terrible whining sound..So I went out back last night to check it out..(yes, I'm a detective) and there was this poor little dog...couldn't be no older than 6 months with his neck tied in a rope to a tree..he was sooooo cold....I was taking to him, telling him hold on...just hold on..He was pulling himself trying to get out of the rope and choking himself....I ran back through my house and out the front door , to bang next door...When a cars pulls up and he gets out... So I'm yellin at him ..saying hurry up and get that dog inside he's gonna freeze to death..or kill himself trying to get loose...So he's like..oh..ok i just put him out like 15 mins ago...HELLO F'N IDIOT THE DOG IS 6 MONS OLD, HAD NO HAIR HOW THE FUCK LONG DO YOU THINK HE IS GOING TO LAST!!..I was pissed... So i run out back to make sure he is coming..Well he goes over and touchs the dog..oh which by the way is a PIT BULL...and he says...oh yeah he is a little cold...DUHH YOU FUCK..so he takes the dog inside..I slept on the couch last night ..just in case they let that dog out again and left him...I would jump the fence until him and take him there myself (the spca, that is)..Poor little thing.
SO I HATE MY NEIGHBORS....

Computer Problems..UGH!!

Hi Peeps,
Been having some computer problems..with it running so slow and all ..so i go out and by
one of these programs..(for 30.00 freaking bucks) to make my computer go faster..and guess
what it didn't...UGH...So this week has been ok ..Had a great Friday night ..hung out with "The girl" and had a great time...lol..Well nothing really else is going on....So i'm gonna finish my beer and try to get on facebook.which is sooooo slow.....But i'll give it a shot..Have a good night!
Peace!

FLAT TIRE YESTERDAY!

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe!They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts tothe approaching drivers. But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting theirhorns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell hewas not a happy camper!'What's going on here?''My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by theroad?'I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'AND THEY THINK I'M A Dumb BLONDE!!

Someone Help Me!!!!

Ya know guys, i'm sitting here pretty lonely tonight...i am acutally crying while trying to type..
I guess i shouldn't be lisiting to Deliha..she plays pretty sad songs...I pretty depressed that i come home to an empty house every single night...is there something wrong with me that I can't keep a boyfriend? Yes ...i do admit i am the one who ends it 99% of the time ..but still this pretty much sucks ass...i think I better put on a heavy metal channel on the radio and TURN DELIHA THE FUCK OFF.. "The Girl" wish you were here smokin "smokes" with me..I need some company and if the angels (dogs) can talk i'd be alright! LOL LOL

As I'm sitting here....

Hi Peeps , Happy Hump day and hope it's going well and fast for everyone..

As I'm sitting here breaking another resolution..Yes I'm having pizza for lunch..UGH!!

I am wondering where do I get a Tee-Shirt that makes my ass look great like "The Girl's"

I Need one, I want one!!

Tonight the construction guy is suppose to come tonight to Finish what the other one "t" was supposed to do..Hear come to find out..that Timmy (the painter) told Tony (the boss), that I can go fuck myself ..He isn't doing it because Of New Year's eve and I'm being a total bitch about it...HELLO YOU STARTED A JOB, FUCKIN FINISH IT ASSHOLE..Go Figure...He fucks me over and I end up the bad guy..Well Fuck him!!!! I already have a friend who is going to kick his ass over this and get my money!! So he better look out...UNCLE KNUCKLES IS COMING FOR YOU T!!!

Well That's about it for now!!!

Nightmare Constuction Crew...

Hi everyone,
I know i'm blogging like crazy tonight..I'm sitting here reading and enjoying people's blog's getting to know knew ones and guess what...There's a knock on the front door! Now remember back a couple weeks ago , I had a breakfast bar put in my house...And well to make a short story short...There were 2 guys on the job (one my friend T who also stole my sleeping pills while on the job) One is to do the acutal labor , cut the whole in the wall and put the trim up and so on..the other one "my so called friends" job was to just paint/stain it when it was done...Well the job got done (the cutting part and trimming) and all that was left was to paint..Well the painter never came by and finish my job...i was calling him and leaving messages and he would say..Oh suzie i'll be down tomorrow, well tomorrow never came..Well on New Year's eve ..I had a couple of drinks in me..I called, well he blew me off..was like saying..Ok...Ok..Ok..and hung up on me..Well me...I called his mother fucking robbing stupid ass back and guess what his bitch answers to phone and proceeds to call me a Whore, slut every name in the book..Well he is a cheater and I know this I used to date him..but we ended up staying good friends ..until now that is....She thinks i'm fucking her man..they get into a hugh fight and BREAK UP! LOL STUPID BITCH, I'M NOT FUCKING YOU MAN...YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM FOR NOTA...WELL I'M SURE HE DID SOMETHING..LOL...Anyway the first guy just knocked at my door...And he is coming tomorrow to finish what he paid T to do....He was sooooo sorry he said..I am going to have work on my kitchen and this guy still wants to do the work and says to me, I won't hire T this time...I'll bring another guy...Now Question: Should I trust him..He did come back after he heard T never showed up to finish..
Hmmmmm....Something for me to ponder...