Hi All..Hope everyones having a great friday..I decided to stay in tonight and save some money for the Vegas Trip....So I got a case of MICH ULTRA (96 calories...oh by the way i tried that Miller beer that has 64 calories..the worst fucking beer ever brewed ya'll!!!!)
My Smoke...(just kidding cop'ers)...and my Lean Cusines...cause ya know i'll be getting the munchies and now i won't have to feel guilty!!
My Friends already are calling wondering where i am...LEAVE ME ALONE..I'M TRYING TO SAVE MONEY AND LOSE WEIGHT YOU DRUNKS! LOL..Nahh i love them but..God..can't they party without me..I know i'm fun and all but cum on peeps , on night without me is not going to kill you all! (just kiddin..or am i???)
well i hope you guys are having a great night!!! it's f'n cold out , so me and my babies are all snugglie warm at home...
Oh and the neighbors are up to something..i dont' know if the pysco's are fighting or what but it's loud..i can hear them through the walls..and i heard the dogs barking , so the puppie is still in hell..
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Silence is NOT golden!!
The title says it all!! It's been to damm quite over there...and i haven't heard the puppy at night...
Hmmmm..Hope's she alright and in a nice, safe , warm home tonight...
As i sit here and look at my babies ...Sassa and Spotty...I think ..Man you guys have got it good..
it's like my dogs are living the high life...They eat good every day...they play , they go out (and mommy let's them back in , cause it's like.....10 FUCKING BELOW OUTSIDE) they are sooo small and i think...in my next life ..I want to come back as a dog...Yea that's right a dog...I can eat all day (and no one would think i'm fat...they would think i was a pudgy cutie...not that i'm fat or anything,but you know how girls are)..sleep all day, watch t.v. all day (yes i leave the t.v. on for my babies)...They just rock...
That's about all today...oh except i'm sooo siked for my Vegas trip...(are you sis "the girl")...
I am on a strict diet of Beer and Lean Cuisen..lol....my goal is 10 pds in 44 days..Yo..it's do-able!
I just want to wear a Slinkly Silver Dress (oh and i'm going tanning to bring that shit out!!) and feel good about myself and party the f'n weekend away...I can't wait...and guess what ...I WILL LOSE 10 PDS IN 44 DAYS! I'll keep ya posted..I just started my Vegas super Slinky Diet today!
Hope everyone is having a great night...
Hmmmm..Hope's she alright and in a nice, safe , warm home tonight...
As i sit here and look at my babies ...Sassa and Spotty...I think ..Man you guys have got it good..
it's like my dogs are living the high life...They eat good every day...they play , they go out (and mommy let's them back in , cause it's like.....10 FUCKING BELOW OUTSIDE) they are sooo small and i think...in my next life ..I want to come back as a dog...Yea that's right a dog...I can eat all day (and no one would think i'm fat...they would think i was a pudgy cutie...not that i'm fat or anything,but you know how girls are)..sleep all day, watch t.v. all day (yes i leave the t.v. on for my babies)...They just rock...
That's about all today...oh except i'm sooo siked for my Vegas trip...(are you sis "the girl")...
I am on a strict diet of Beer and Lean Cuisen..lol....my goal is 10 pds in 44 days..Yo..it's do-able!
I just want to wear a Slinkly Silver Dress (oh and i'm going tanning to bring that shit out!!) and feel good about myself and party the f'n weekend away...I can't wait...and guess what ...I WILL LOSE 10 PDS IN 44 DAYS! I'll keep ya posted..I just started my Vegas super Slinky Diet today!
Hope everyone is having a great night...
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
I think the F'n neighbors think it's me!
Ok...If you read the Neighbor update you will know what I am taking about...
Ok...I get up this morning dreading go out to my car to chip away the 5" of ice that is on it..
I get my shower for work and decided..I will go out side , turn on my car and defrost while i am striaigting my hair...
I go outside and the F'n neighbors all 250 of them (lol) are outside scraping the ice off my car windows, one is shoveling my pavement and one is in my ally shoveling the snow to the street..
well my first reaction is....'OMG THEY THINK I'M THE ONE WHO CALLED THE SPCA".. Are they trying to suck up to my good side...I ask myself???? No can't be..why would they.. there a bunch of fucking losers and they know I will beat the mother to death!! So Why are they being so nice?? I don't get it...Are they f'n with me or can it be...that they really are trying to be nice to me??
What else you don't know is these mother f'ers also stole my water while I was at work...I come home for lunch and they had my side hose pulled across my front porch on to there
s and they were...get this....DOING FUCKING DISHES.. Well I freak out at the lady (mother ) who lives there she's crying her eyes out, hoping you don't get her fucking teeth punched out...
I (the nice Pet detective that i am) gives the bitch a break and don't kill her! So I ask my self
now...Why are they being nice??? Himmmmmm ...sounds a little fishy to me...I'll figure out what is up ..I always do.....So Fuckin Physo neighbor better be on the look out for me...CAUSE I'M ALWAYS WATCHIN!!!
Hope everyone has a great Wensday night......(hey trisha, that's a shout out for you since your at the bar partyin! lol
Ok...I get up this morning dreading go out to my car to chip away the 5" of ice that is on it..
I get my shower for work and decided..I will go out side , turn on my car and defrost while i am striaigting my hair...
I go outside and the F'n neighbors all 250 of them (lol) are outside scraping the ice off my car windows, one is shoveling my pavement and one is in my ally shoveling the snow to the street..
well my first reaction is....'OMG THEY THINK I'M THE ONE WHO CALLED THE SPCA".. Are they trying to suck up to my good side...I ask myself???? No can't be..why would they.. there a bunch of fucking losers and they know I will beat the mother to death!! So Why are they being so nice?? I don't get it...Are they f'n with me or can it be...that they really are trying to be nice to me??
What else you don't know is these mother f'ers also stole my water while I was at work...I come home for lunch and they had my side hose pulled across my front porch on to there
s and they were...get this....DOING FUCKING DISHES.. Well I freak out at the lady (mother ) who lives there she's crying her eyes out, hoping you don't get her fucking teeth punched out...
I (the nice Pet detective that i am) gives the bitch a break and don't kill her! So I ask my self
now...Why are they being nice??? Himmmmmm ...sounds a little fishy to me...I'll figure out what is up ..I always do.....So Fuckin Physo neighbor better be on the look out for me...CAUSE I'M ALWAYS WATCHIN!!!
Hope everyone has a great Wensday night......(hey trisha, that's a shout out for you since your at the bar partyin! lol
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Asshole Neighbor Update
Well It happend and guess what..I didn't do it...(I know i'm usually to blame)
but the S.P.C.A. was out next door yesterday about the poor puppy being kept outside in this
cold weather....
I don't know why, but the dog is still there...they must of had a kick ass story they were selling, cause they brought it...
I was really excited when I pulled up yesterday and saw the Big Red Truck outside....I thought oh this is gonna be good..there gonna take away the puppy...
Well how disappointing is that...Well i'm gonna make it a point to call once a week and maybe, just maybe someone over there will not buy what these fuckers are saying!!
Really nothing else to report...Except it's cold and My heater is now acting up....1 year in the house and now I might have to get a new one...WTF!!!!
but the S.P.C.A. was out next door yesterday about the poor puppy being kept outside in this
cold weather....
I don't know why, but the dog is still there...they must of had a kick ass story they were selling, cause they brought it...
I was really excited when I pulled up yesterday and saw the Big Red Truck outside....I thought oh this is gonna be good..there gonna take away the puppy...
Well how disappointing is that...Well i'm gonna make it a point to call once a week and maybe, just maybe someone over there will not buy what these fuckers are saying!!
Really nothing else to report...Except it's cold and My heater is now acting up....1 year in the house and now I might have to get a new one...WTF!!!!
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